Whenever I ask "Why me?... a voice always says, "So, who else did you have in mind?"

Guests and fish starts to stink after two days.

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."

‎90 people have Swine Flu & everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS & nobody wants to wear a condom.

Never try new moves in bed, your partner will NOT be enjoying it. Instead they'll be wondering who you learned it from!

When a girl says "no",
a guy hears it as "try
again tomorrow."

Confident Lines on a LIQUOR SHOP "Men Who Love A Girl Truely,Will One Day Love Me Too...

I Chose The Road Less Traveled. Now Where Am I

No object is so beautiful that it will never look ugly.