Saturday, January 15, 2011

women are confusing they hate when you ask how old they are but they kill you if you forget their birthdays



Dear God, slay the wicked, free the oppressed, feed the hungry, and send someone to wash the dishes. Amen.



if you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

.walking a mile in stilettos with 4 inch heel and 2 size smaller than yours !


they say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug??



A smart man knows how to speak from experience..an even smarter man knows from experience when not to speak


Women must be treated as equals, not sequels


When you develop the ability to listen to anything Unconditionally, without losing your temper or self-confidence, it means, you are "MARRIED"


If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep


We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.



How many of you believe in
telekinesis? Raise my hand.



You're often on my mind, but don't worry...You're way funnier and better looking in there


































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